Things I Know

When people ask for your opinion, what they really want is your support. There is only one correct answer to " How do you like my new hair   cut....color...or piece?"

Incredibly, some people don't appreciate the sound of a motorcycle or a banjo.

Soulless mugs from Walmart are cheap and hold coffee to warm your belly. A handmade mug tells you its own story and warms you all over. There are people who will never understand the difference.

If it won't move with the little hammer, use the medium next. The big hammer is seldom the solution.

There is a 5 am. It is not nearly as pretty or appreciated as 5 pm.

A degree (or two ) doesn't make you smart.

Nearly all vegan dishes can be improved with a little bacon.

If you fish with dynamite be sure to throw it far away from the boat.

Let go. Move on. Forget about it.

Never beat a dead horse but give a rattlesnake a couple of extra whacks.

I'll be really glad when CBS quits promoting " Under the Dome" every 10 minutes. I'm sick of hearing about it. Hopefully it will be cancelled by next week.

Thanks for stopping.