Friday, August 2, 2013

Pugicide

I am grieved to announce that on Monday night last., Peter Pugger apparently blew his brains out. It may have been depression from the loneliness he had been suffering this summer. With me working on the house instead of making pots, he hadn't been getting the attention he deserved. I failed in my attempts to revive him, attempting resuscitation by repeatedly hitting his reset button yet he showed no sign of life other than a glowing red STOP button mocking me as the vacuum pump tried to breathe life into him. I implored for his maker to intervene but the reply was that it would require the laying on of hands.. Therefore I have done basic dissection and am sending his head on a round trip to California for a full autopsy and probably a brain transplant. Your good wishes and the USPS will speed him on his way.

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11 comments:

  1. Lori BuffAugust 2, 2013 at 9:41 AM

    I'm sorry for your loss. May the faith healers in CA work a miracle.

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  2. smartcatAugust 2, 2013 at 9:46 AM

    Many regrets. I hope the laying on of CA hands will heal all.

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  3. EdenPotteryAugust 2, 2013 at 1:01 PM

    Just got a used one. Have to chizel out the dried clay in the auger before I can see if it works. I'm right there with ya.

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  4. EdenPotteryAugust 2, 2013 at 1:02 PM

    Just got a used one. Have to chizel out the dried clay in the auger before I can see if it works. I'm right there with ya.

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  5. June PerryAugust 2, 2013 at 1:14 PM

    Oh dear - must send some Reiki healing energy. Hoping for a rapid and complete healing. :-)

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  6. Dennis AllenAugust 2, 2013 at 1:50 PM

    Thanks for the good wishes. So far the folks at PP have been very helpful and willing to talk me through stuff. Cathryn, did you buy the one Todd was selling? If you need a hand let let know.

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  7. Michèle HastingsAugust 2, 2013 at 8:20 PM

    Praying for a speedy recovery. I am not sure who I am praying to, but praying all the same.

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  8. Dennis AllenAugust 2, 2013 at 9:52 PM

    Thanks Michele. Hope you and Jeff have a safe and lucrative trip.

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  9. cookingwithgasAugust 3, 2013 at 8:22 AM

    Heal! Heal! I hope there are no handling of snakes going on.

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  10. Dennis AllenAugust 3, 2013 at 9:31 AM

    No snakes but disconnecting all the wiring was like working in a can of worms.

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  11. Frank GrimesSeptember 28, 2023 at 9:35 PM

    Interresting read

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